Thursday, May 1, 2008

N2O Pte. Ltd.

To all Taylor's College SAM students, Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas) Private Limited, a newly built company, or N2O Pte. Ltd. in short, is recruiting new members.

Anyone with the following qualities are entitled to join into our prestigious company.

1. You must be able to laugh/smile 24-7
2. You must possess smiling/laughing/cam-whoring skills
3. Must always be acting positively although you are thinking negatively
4. Must be able to say lame jokes and make people laugh at it
5. Cannot be emo at all... NOT EVEN ONCE
6. Help other N2O members by making them happy and not EMO-ing
7. MUST BE SINGLE (as in like your relationship with the opposite sex) - meaning if ur a gay or a les, you are still entitled to join.
8. Must be able to reply sms-es by other N2O members
9. Possess partying skills
10. Must be able to respect the three most top shareholders in the company no matter what.

For your information, this company is already one month old and it consists of three most highest ranking N2O-ers, the top shareholders and founders of this company which are myself, Joanne Lee and Lyndy Lim. To locate us, proceed to the SAM office and find out where G11 is having their class and yup.. there you go.. The reason of this recruitment is so that we can make others happy and also to spread our loveand joy to those stressful, emo, sad, content, average, loveless SAM students out there. If you are not a SAM student and you are very very very very very very very very interested to join our company, we MIGHT make an exception. Please note that all new candidates have to undergo a probation of 2 weeks before becoming the official member of this company. For more information or to submit your application, please find anyone of us with our contact e-mails- preferbably through MSN or just stop us anywhere in college.

Karyan Leong - look4karyan@hotmail.com
Joanne Lee- joannecwlee@hotmail.com
Lyndy Lim- lyndylim@hotmail.com

There is no dateline to our recruitment as we open throughout the whole entire year.

HAVE A HAPPY AND WONDERFUL AND SMILEY AND COLOURFUL AND LOVELY AND PLEASANT DAY.

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